Before the second round of next June the two presidential candidates, part of his administration, some allies and some other infiltrated confess to this humble blogger:
"Honestly, development and employment in Peru do a bigger country" (Keiko Fujimori) (confession smart).
"My commander Hugo never spoke of nationalization and the truth that I did not. Separate item. My brother Evo did not speak to remain for many years in government and the truth that I did not. Endpoint. "(Ollanta Humala).
"Now that is over my time as a congressman I have decided to take a vacation in Canada. Keiko, my best friend, has offered to go to visit carrying cigarettes and a few books to kill my time. Now I will pray to St. George's who I am very devoted "(Carlos Raffo).
"The government of my brother will be a great minister of interior, will be sure to cleanse the streets of criminals, which reforzaré police stations so that they will never again be taken by rebels, to be true public safety" (Antauro Humala).
"Now that Keiko will enter the palace back to myself at the disposal of justice. In the end, just with her in 'the chair of Pizarro' whole band ... sorry, the whole game will be released. Rosi Amiga, I do not deny, I did a great plan of government "(Juan Carlos Hurtado Miller).
"No one has noticed, but the big winner in this election Humala has not been, nor Keiko. I done it! If Keiko wins the election is certain that any channel hires me to make the fake democracy we are in full and that there is total freedom of the press. And if Humala wins ... uyuyuuuuuy! I moved to the palace! I expect the head of the press "(A reporter instincts.)
"With the support of 'Cholo' already won the election. I do not understand is why he said 'Fuck what these' on voters if we want to make a great government, change the constitution to perpetuate ... sorry, to redistribute wealth and make Peru a more just country. The truth does not understand the 'cholo' "(Daniel Abugattas).
"Now they say that my daughter Keiko is not going to pardon. That must be as true as I had nothing to do with the massacres of Barrios Altos and La Cantuta, as surely as I did not steal any money from the national treasury, as sure as the fact that the elections of 2000 were very clean and transparent. And do not forget that I am innocent! "(Alberto Fujimori).
"Geez, I'm about to stay out of work! I have to reopen my psychological practice. I do not know the truth because they want to close the newspaper if I lead is very sold, sold at Toledo, but sold to the end ... No, seriously, have high traffic especially in the socioeconomic sector 'D', they buy a lot in the markets (for wrapping fish) and house painters (to cover the floor, do not go to mistreat the tiles). On some pages are 16 "full color". " (The bulldog of journalism).
"How can they say I'll change the constitution to re-elect me indefinitely! That's a shame that I reject completely. My father taught me moral values, among them respect for democracy. So in 2016 my brother Kenyi launch the presidency of the republic. Democracy or death, win! ". (Keiko Fujimori).
"There is a candidate in Peru, called Keiko Sofia, Mrs. just called rogue. But she paid the money from all studies that wonderful Peruvian people. The scoundrel will you, corrupt, thief of four corners, seven soles corrupt, thief. We Ollanta, compadre, take Pa'lante, you save Peru from the dictatorship 'Fujimori'. " (Hugo Chavez).
"If you win Ollanta, if anything, the press officer will be me. You, my friend to confess above, you left the day to make your own. Also, please always criticized our boss is in Venezuela. Now let us make speeches and a toast with Angostura bitters by our senses Ollanta Humala and me, the future head of the press. " (The reporter of the wooden leg).
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